Today, K is for Kisses.
My first kiss went to a boy called Sam. I was fourteen, and he was home for the university holidays. I was fairly sure I loved him, and fairly intent on gifting him my virginity. We kissed once, and it was bewilderingly unerotic. In fact, the whole experience was so utterly uninspiring that my second kiss didn't come until two years later, and later still I gave my virginity to an utter asshat from Hamilton.
Of best kisses, I have two. The first took place in 2006, in the tiny bathroom of my university hostel. The second took place in 2012, on a little wooden pier on Lake Rotorua. They were both incredibly perfect and incredibly important. I have had many most excellent kisses, but those two, I think, will always be top.
I do not have a favourite movie kiss. I do, however, have two favourite TV kisses.
Okay so that last one is more like a series of kisses but I think we can all agree that it's all sorts of wonderful.
That is all I have to say about kisses, except that I hope the rest of mine all come from this guy.